When your parents try to get you to spill your secrets by saying: “we can talk about anything,” and you just look at them like…
I love my parents to death…but you really can’t tell them everything.
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28 ways to make meetings more interesting 2. Draw enormous genitalia on your notepad and discreetly show it to the person next to you for their approval. 3. When refreshments are presented, immediately distribute one biscuit to each of the attendees, then systematically smash each one with your fist in front of them.
1. Discreetly clasp hold of someone’s hand and whisper: “can you feel it?” from the corner of your mouth.
And 25 more:
28 ways to make meetings more interesting » The Guardian
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I haven’t had to sit in boring meetings since I left my mind-numbing job two years ago, but I would have loved to give these a whirl. Number 10, 11, and 18 are especially good.
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